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[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 43 points 1 week ago (5 children)

These names are so condescending. "Yeah, I'd like some Thirst-Quenching Coke please, not the Coke that doesn't have water in it. Tempting Cheeseburger? No, I want the Ugly, Rancid Cheeseburger.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 35 points 1 week ago

Coming right up!

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Actually, give me the Half-Flavor Orange Drink.

[–] unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

And I'd like one frozen-over coffee straight from the deep freezer, please.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

Prepare for unexpected flavors, Mr. LeninWeave

[–] NinaPasadena@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

Pure beef? No I'd prefer 50/50 beef/plastic

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

A beverage needs to consist of a minumum of 90% water to really be thirst-quenching.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 2 points 1 week ago

If it's not called garbage in a bag, it's false advertising