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[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago (3 children)

$0.10 coffee

Something something social democrats are just imperialist wolves in sheep's clothes

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Also 1960s McDonald's probably had the most horrendous coffee imaginable lmao

[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah we're sludge merchants. We're grime-pilled slop heads. If that coffee doesn't taste like, share the same color as, or flow as slow as 20 year old motor oil I don't want it.

I want ground beans at the bottom of the cup black as night. I want to cough like I'm drowning after the first sip. If I look like a complete person aftwards: it's not bad enough. There better be asphalt and rubber cutting the grounds they use.

That's real America right there. None of this hands-in-the-ass drinking a pumpkin bullshit. Wake up thirsty, start your day ruined. If you can't work through the IBS you don't want it enough.

[–] Biggay@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

i bet it tasted great with cigarettes tho

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

No you see they'll import it at fair prices and then sell it at a loss via massive state subsidies

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I demand the first order of business after establishing communism is to develop a cheap, mass producible, synthetic coffee.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

So dandelion root tea or chicory tea?