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Yeah we're sludge merchants. We're grime-pilled slop heads. If that coffee doesn't taste like, share the same color as, or flow as slow as 20 year old motor oil I don't want it.
I want ground beans at the bottom of the cup black as night. I want to cough like I'm drowning after the first sip. If I look like a complete person aftwards: it's not bad enough. There better be asphalt and rubber cutting the grounds they use.
That's real America right there. None of this hands-in-the-ass drinking a pumpkin bullshit. Wake up thirsty, start your day ruined. If you can't work through the IBS you don't want it enough.