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[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

lol.

lmao even.

Giving an llm the ability to actually do things on your machine is probably the dumbest idea after giving an intern root admin access to the company server.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What's this version control stuff? I don't need that, I have an AI.

- An actual quote from Deap-Hyena492

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 23 hours ago

> gives git credentials to AI
> whole repository goes kaboosh
> history mysteriously vanishes \

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