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[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 33 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Kid at work doesn't know what a collect call is.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 27 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

“Would you like to accept a collect call from HEY MOM CAN YOU COME PICK ME UP”

[–] vrek@programming.dev 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

bobweaadababy eetsaboi

[–] hash@slrpnk.net 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Bruh I barely do and I'm a 25 year old techy. I'm sorry, you're old.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

I'm sorry I'm old, too

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Once upon a time, instead of putting a quarter into a payphone you could dial 1-800-collect (there were many options) and after that call someone else and make them pay for the call instead.

The kids might not know what a “payphone” is either.

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 7 points 4 days ago

I only know it from American movies, because it was never a thing were I live.