Chapotraphouse

About a month ago I hopped onto my normal train. Standing room only. After a couple stops half the train empties out so I see a seat. Plop down, start gaming. Guy in the next row starts scrolling social media with volume at full blast. "Hey man, could you put your volume down or pop in some headphones?" Guy looks like he just found out I murdered his children "Do you own the train? Who do you think you are sitting down and asking people to stop making noise? Where do you get off?" I reply "Holy fuck bud, it's rude as shit to be blasting your phone at full volume. No I can't stop you, but you're an asshole." He indignantly cranks volume to max. Next stop an old lady gets on and sits next to me. Looks at guy "Turn your phone down." I fucking lost it laughing.