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[–] huf@hexbear.net 47 points 2 days ago (2 children)

the picture has:

  • 1 girl
  • 2 boys
  • 4 mushroom people

if anything's too strong here, it's the mushroom power

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Believe it or not, those mushroom people? Also male. Girl mushrooms have pigtails.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago

two different kinds of boys? back in my day we only had the one!

[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

is that true? I have not kept up with mario since Sunshine

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Not really. Toads have been open to interpretation since the beginning, and Miyamoto had no particular intention of gender for them either.

In my headcanon, toads are agender, except for Toadette, who transitioned to female.

[–] Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

except for Toadette, who transitioned to female.

frothingfash

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There's a game theory about the gender of toads. It's complicated.

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg7pRNI1PGE

This was only 3 years ago! What the helly? But lord help me I forget everything Mattpatt says in here

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think they're referring to the trailer as a whole, which features somone named Rosalina (who looks like Peach's cousin or something, I dunno the fuckin lore of this shit) fighting Bowser Jr. Its stupid in any case, but its not about the picture.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

rosalina's cool, she's like the one mario character with any notable backstory and they had to sneak it into the game over miyamoto's objections

Love Rosalina, used to play her all the time in smash or Mario cart or one of those games