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[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 177 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

It's literally this fucking meme every time.

People get told over and over to vote Democrat to prevent fascism, and when the fascists end up elected, the Democrats just fucking collaborate with them anyways. No wonder they're scared of Mamdani.

[–] Nanook@lemmy.zip 42 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

USA is a single split personality party state

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 26 points 2 weeks ago

The illusion of choice is proudly sponsored by the New American Ruling Class.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

One like they imagine themselves to be and one for how they really are

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 7 points 2 weeks ago

It's giving Smeagol/Gollum

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's amazing how many of you people tacitly suggest that the millions of immigrants at risk of being disappeared aren't America. Because that is what you're saying here — make no mistake.

Edit: I feel I should clarify — you are fucking wrong if you think those immigrants are not Americans. Like never speak in my presence again, wrong.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

By now I think you should vote 3rd party. No, the dems aren't as bad as the fascists, but they won't save you from them either.

[–] scottrepreneur@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

Absolutely. We need ranked choice voting to prevent spoiler effect. NYC used it well!

[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

It's Italian fascits vs. German fascists.

Nazi collaborators aren't remembered fondly either.