- 1 why would toilet paper be cheaper if you shave your butthole
- 2 whats so fun about shaving your butthole
this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2025
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Imagine wiping peanut butter off of a tile floor vs. wiping it out of a shag carpet.
Now imagine pressure washing it.
Now imagine just leaving it alone like nature intended.
Well then you can have all of my dingleberries. I don’t want them
No dingleberries if you're shaven...
Exactly! Just like we do with preventable illnesses and poor eyesight.
I didn't say it was a good idea. I just said imagine it.
Let it drip-dry then pick off the larger chunks with your fingernails
It's like cast iron. At some point you build up a nice protective seasoning. You're gonna wanna keep that.
My dogs love peanut butter!
That's a whole 'nother section of the internet. 😶🌫️
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No one thinks about the stubble though. One you shave it you gotta commit.
Imagine wiping peanut butter out of shag carpet vs astroturf.
I think if you tried it you'd find out that you're wrong. The stubble is not a major issue ... is what you might realize.
I think the Sam Vimes theory of socioeconomic unfairness can be applied here. If you can afford the electrolysis you never have to shave again and save on TP forever
Believe me, the cost of electrolysis is NOT the money. Keep that torture device away from my nethers, tyvm.
is shag carpet rated toilet paper more expensive
No, but you sure need more of it.
"Oh yeah, baby!"
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I'm learning that some have smooth assholes and not wrinkly ones like I do
mine is like a latex balloon, it makes windshield wiper noises during sex