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Honestly surprised he didn't maime himself. Every time he swung down with his lead foot planted in front of himself it made me cringe a little bit.
If anyone here ever has to chop wood, be sure to stand with you feet shoulder width apart and only chop strait down. That way if you bounce off the wood or miss, you don't chop into your shin or foot.
Struggling to win against something that isn’t fighting back is a pretty solid metaphor for performative masculinity. 10/10, axedude
Edit: oops I meant to reply to the OP
This post is 10/10 axe handling safety.
Uncle Kharn says: "Kids, remember to hold your axe safely and properly and KILL! MAIM! BURN! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!"
obviously the move is to drop your center of gravity into a wide horse stance as you split the wood, rendering you impervious to attacks ffrom the sides, but you might fart