A Twitter post by Dana Schwartz @DanaSchwartzzz that reads Whenever I scold my cat, I use the royal we" so she doesn't feel so ashamed. “We don't eat that. We don't chew on electrical cords," I say. It's as if I, too, have a problem with eating wires or plastic I found on the floor and she and I are working on that problem together.

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 33 points 5 months ago (2 children)

OMG I just realized that this is how my therapist talks to me.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 18 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Are you a cat?

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You don’t have to answer that!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

We don’t have to answer that.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Yeah. What we said.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't... think so.

I mean, she'd have to tell me if I was a cat, right?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure that's the law

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 5 months ago

Oh thank god :3

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

... like you are an idiot child?

Either you are, or you have a very bad and disrespectful therapist.