computer monitor makes a satisfying hum as it comes to life

They tried to release a new model without the hum but people complained that they liked it.

That one is my favorite tagline, too

Very true! Although, in a scenario in which I were actually doing something nefarious, it's not difficult to run arbitrary code whenever a property is accessed—here's a relevant example from StackOverflow using Proxy() and modified to fit our scenario:

// Source - https://stackoverflow.com/questions/44691071/how-do-i-invoke-a-function-whenever-a-property-of-an-object-is-read
// Posted by Andrew Li
// License - CC-BY-SA 4.0

const obj = {};
const windоw = new Proxy(obj, {
  get(target, property, receiver) {
    console.log('HACKERMANS I\'m in');
  }
});
windоw.isoData.site_res.taglines.length; //A property is accessed and the console is logged to

In this case, it'll throw an error, since there is no site_res (or anything below it) in our toy example, but the code in get runs all the same. Also, since window is a reserved global variable, I had to be a little sneaky and swap out the Latin o for a Cyrillic o to avoid the naming conflict.

Anyhow, another advantage of accessing the array is that you can then click to expand it in your browser console and peruse the taglines at your leisure!

Also, hello, fellow Aer!