this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2025
606 points (99.0% liked)
Microblog Memes
9803 readers
2401 users here now
A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.
Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.
Rules:
- Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
- Be nice.
- No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
- Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.
Related communities:
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
If one of those was filled with Horsey Sauce I would suckle like a newborn calf.
Horsey Sauce certainly sounds like something you would suck from a big dangling horse cock.
Arby's limited time Mr. Handswich
He got the MEATS!
That's enough Internet for a while
I sure hope we get to that level of body modification in my lifetime. Imagine you unzip their pants with your teeth, only to be met by a monster, which makes you ecstatic enough, and then (!!!) you get to taste some delicious flavor of milkshake at the finish line.
ENJOY MY TRIPLE MINT HERBAL TEA I RAN OUT OF OOLONG SORRY
You'd better have the matcha next time, or else!
i can't stock that until we're out of mate, mate.
LOL! We you the one who wrote the brilliant review of Arby's steak bites?
I share your passion, but for the red sauce instead. Only reason I go to that place.
Of course.
I've been looking for an Arby's ever since
Somewhere hidden they probably also have "Curry ketchup".
In NL you could get Joppiesaus, probably also satesaus and other sauces or a combination like oorlog (war).
I'm indigenous Canadian ... Ojibway and I speak my language fluently, it's actually my first language.
A few years ago Hienz in Canada came up with a new condiment mixing ketchup and mayonnaise ... they called it MAYOCHUP
The best part was that in the Ojibway and Cree languages (our two languages are very closely related) ... mayochup, translates as 'Shit Face'
May is our word for feces, or shit .... tacking on the ending "chup" implies that the word is in reference to a person's face .... shit+face = shitface
I still see it on store shelves once in a while and I ask my non native friends if they want some Shitface.
Sounds tasty :D
In Germany all the "Vicks" go under the name "Wick" because "Vicks" phonetically sounds like "Ficks" or "Fick's" when read in German ("Ficks" = "fucks" / "Fick's" "fuck it") or if read in English like "Wichs" which basically means "Jerk off". Especially combined with Vaporub could cause some ... irritation
Tang direct from the stang.
Gee where have I heard that before... :3