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Man, they can make a chatbot that makes people fall in love with it and drive them insane, but they can't even make ONE really good blowjob machine? SMH.
Fuck, I'd settle for a printer that just did its job
And I'd settle for winning the lottery but that ain't happening either
tbh seems a little unsafe, blowjob from your printer
clamps shut on dick
Error: cannot release penis. Out of cyan.
Error: Non-HP Chip Detected. The lube cartridge may be a counterfeit or is not comparable with this printer. Place replace with an HP certified cartridge.
Then buy Brother or pay the difference with your misery.
Why would we need a blowjob machine when Ur mom exists?
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they're trying the wrong model. you need to use a leech's mouth