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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 33 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Man, they can make a chatbot that makes people fall in love with it and drive them insane, but they can't even make ONE really good blowjob machine? SMH.

[–] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Fuck, I'd settle for a printer that just did its job

[–] balance8873@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 3 weeks ago

And I'd settle for winning the lottery but that ain't happening either

[–] hoppolito@mander.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

tbh seems a little unsafe, blowjob from your printer

[–] mister_flibble@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

clamps shut on dick

Error: cannot release penis. Out of cyan.

Error: Non-HP Chip Detected. The lube cartridge may be a counterfeit or is not comparable with this printer. Place replace with an HP certified cartridge.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Then buy Brother or pay the difference with your misery.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Why would we need a blowjob machine when Ur mom exists?

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Subscribing for future updates.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

they're trying the wrong model. you need to use a leech's mouth