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Welcome to our cyberpunk future (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 weeks ago by cm0002@lemmings.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Fuck, I'd settle for a printer that just did its job

[–] hoppolito@mander.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

tbh seems a little unsafe, blowjob from your printer

[–] mister_flibble@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

clamps shut on dick

Error: cannot release penis. Out of cyan.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Error: Non-HP Chip Detected. The lube cartridge may be a counterfeit or is not comparable with this printer. Place replace with an HP certified cartridge.

[–] balance8873@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 3 weeks ago

And I'd settle for winning the lottery but that ain't happening either

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Then buy Brother or pay the difference with your misery.