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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
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  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
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[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago (5 children)

my understanding is that most kinds of paper towels are not food safe, and can contain bleaching agents, formaldehyde, and other such things. i’ve yet to find a great drop in replacement for them though. so i’ve just been avoiding/altering recipes that ask for them.

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

There are recipes asking for paper towels?

[–] rothaine@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

How else do you microwave a hot dog?

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 6 points 4 months ago

I... don't?

I'm more of a grill or pan-fry person when it comes to sausages.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You microwave your sausages? Heathen!

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 7 points 4 months ago

How else do you cook the pigeon meat?

Calling a hot dog a sausage is kind of overselling it. It's a tube of animal matter.

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

ive seen quite a few tofu-related recipes say that tofu should be put inside a paper towel and then pressed to get all the water out. i think i’ve seen some non-tofu recipes advocate for paper towels but i don’t remember them as vividly

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 1 points 4 months ago

I see. I'm not a big fan of tofu, so I probably won't have seen enough recipes to make a sample size.

[–] Wolf314159@startrek.website 7 points 4 months ago

You could probably just use some unbleached linen or cheese cloth, aka a non-decorative towel, since that is the reusable material that paper towels replaced in our modern disposable society.

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Wait what?

This is like when I learned you're not supposed to microwave food in Tupperware because of micro plastics.

[–] sulgoth@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Nonsense, those micro plastics add flavor that just won't go away.

[–] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world -1 points 4 months ago

That Plastic Planet doc

[–] elfin8er@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

altering recipes that ask for them.

What's your preferred alternative? I'm looking for something that gives me the same great taste and texture but is also 100% organic.

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

i still haven’t found a great alternative to be honest, but at the moment i just try to see if i can somehow use a strainer/colander to accomplish the same task. but its a bit of a half-measure and doesn’t work in all contexts

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Fuck, for a supposedly rich country, the US is full of as many weird traps as a some war rawaged place. You guys have to be on a lookout all the time, eh?

[–] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Yeah well, that's why we can't get healthcare. Then they could detect our diseases and toxins and we could class action sue. The class action lawsuits alone make corporations shake in their boots enough that they say we "can't afford healthcare for all." We can, but the rich corporations cant

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 1 points 4 months ago

Well yeah. Our education system is a joke.

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

yeah it is extremely frustrating how many traps there are. i think it’s because the US has a culture of thinking things are “safe until proven unsafe” instead of “unsafe until proven safe”.

learning about the paper towels, microwave popcorn, and silicone cookware made me go nuclear on my kitchen. at this point i only let food touch glass, stainless steel, wood, or ceramic. it’s annoyingly difficult to find non-plastic versions of certain things (e.g. blenders) but after doing it once i don’t have to worry about it again for 5-10 years so it’s not too bad in that context. and i haven’t had to deal with any of the traps since then.