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[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

There are recipes asking for paper towels?

[–] rothaine@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How else do you microwave a hot dog?

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

I... don't?

I'm more of a grill or pan-fry person when it comes to sausages.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You microwave your sausages? Heathen!

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 7 points 2 weeks ago

How else do you cook the pigeon meat?

Calling a hot dog a sausage is kind of overselling it. It's a tube of animal matter.

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

ive seen quite a few tofu-related recipes say that tofu should be put inside a paper towel and then pressed to get all the water out. i think i’ve seen some non-tofu recipes advocate for paper towels but i don’t remember them as vividly

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

I see. I'm not a big fan of tofu, so I probably won't have seen enough recipes to make a sample size.