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BECAUSE IT IS THE BEAR MONTHS!
SEPTEM-BEAR
OCTO-BEAR
NOVEM-BEAR
DECEM-BEAR!
THE FOUR HEAVENLY BEARS WHO HERALD THE DEATH OF THE YEAR EVERY YEAR SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL.
WORSHIP
THE
BEAR
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Uhm, ackshually the year is 12 months, therefore the final quarter, being three months, is Octobear, Novembear, and Decembear.
IS THAT A KODIAK BROWN BEAR COMING INTO THE CAGE WITH A STEEL CHAIR?
HE'S GOING STRAIGHT FOR THAT NERD WASHEDANUS!
Sure, but shitty math is actually on brand for the last four months of the year. They come from the Latin for 7, 8, 9, and 10, but are the 9th, 10th, 11th, and 12th months in the 12 month calendar.