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Republican says Charlie Kirk would have been Jesus' "13th disciple" (www.newsweek.com)

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[–] Prancingpotato@lemmy.world 24 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Come on, a Palestinian man preaching love and compassion ? The whole lot of them would call him a communist terrorist...

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

If Jesus came back and came to America, he would be shot within 10 minutes of opening his mouth and 100 years later a new religion would be started with a Glock as it's symbol.

[–] Flickerby@lemmy.zip 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Who says their God hasn't already tried to come back dozens of times but he keeps getting bombed because he's middle eastern

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 15 hours ago

What if the Messiah is like the avatar cycle and every generation the Messiah comes back to teach the world shit.