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Republican says Charlie Kirk would have been Jesus' "13th disciple" (www.newsweek.com)

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[–] Flickerby@lemmy.zip 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Who says their God hasn't already tried to come back dozens of times but he keeps getting bombed because he's middle eastern

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 17 hours ago

What if the Messiah is like the avatar cycle and every generation the Messiah comes back to teach the world shit.