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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (4 children)

If you try to give me a pizza with lettuce on it hands will be thrown (up in the air in disgust)

[–] lime@feddit.nu 29 points 2 months ago (4 children)

sorry to say it but you're just subjectively wrong

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I tried to downvote but got caught on "subjectively".

Dammit, I can't downvote, but I refuse to upvote either!

[–] lime@feddit.nu 17 points 2 months ago

my job here is done.

opinion, awaaaaay!

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I tried to downvote but got caught on your username so I just doot dooted

[–] UnhingedFridge@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Oh fuck yeah, lemme drizzle some balsamic on that

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That aint lettuce though

[–] lime@feddit.nu 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

is this a language/culture thing? because rucola is absolutely in the "a kind of lettuce" class of vegetable here, together with romaine and kale.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It is in that class but when you say lettuce I imagine iceberg lettuce or something similar. You know things actually called lettuce.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

yeah we call it "rucola lettuce"

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In english? Because we only call it rucola.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

no, translated

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I see. Differneces between languages then. We only call lettuce the ones which are quite crunchy and full of water. Kale rucola and sinilar are just the name.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

they should put more of those ingredients on the pie before cooking

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Lettuce, cucumber and Dijon mustard pizza

[–] makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

It's not my first choice but I fuck with a cheeseburger pizza:

The lettuce must be added after cooking but it's a fun crunch

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like you've never had a taco pizza, and I'm sad for you

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I prefer burritos anyway, and I don't need any fucking lettuce in my burrito either