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[–] independantiste@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 months ago (3 children)

a very long password that (ideally) is only bound to a single device, requires a second identifier (biometric, PIN, password) and that is phishing resistant.

[–] Kaiserschmarrn@feddit.org 10 points 2 months ago

bound to a single device

Bitwarden let's you sync your passkeys between devices. And you can also unlock your vault with one stored on a physical security key.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i refuse to give my phone my thumbprint or do a face unlock. i'm not sure if it's still collecting a biometric bullshit on my face, but i have not done it myself. I'm a luddite here and i insist on it so no one (especially no one trying to violate the united states 4th amendment) can get into my phone without my permission or hacking into it.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

i refuse to give my phone my thumbprint or do a face unlock. i'm not sure if it's still collecting a biometric bullshit on my face, but i have not done it myself.

Then get a Yubikey. Replace “something you are” with “something you have”. It’s not ideal to have two somethings you have as your two factors, but a password to get into the computer to get to the passkey adds an extra layer that makes me comfortable with it.

I'm a luddite here and i insist on it so no one (especially no one trying to violate the united states 4th amendment) can get into my phone without my permission or hacking into it.

In the context of this discussion, it’s one of two factors. But I agree with you when it’s the only factor.