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Kirk doesn't go to Valhalla, the gates can't fit his head
Also you don't get to see Valhalla if you die from a UwU bullet
Can't fit in Valhalla, can't argue his way into heaven, not wise enough to break the wheel of Samsara. He might be get the nice part of Hades if he tries really hard