badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Just need to vent about my fucking tenants...
These dipshits have been blowing up my phone since Friday about the 'AC going in and out' as if I'm supposed to turn my boat around (I'm one week into my annual sailing trip around the East Coast), sail it into the Lowes parking lot, and pick up a brand new AC unit for them. It isn't even broken, it just will stop working sometimes for a few hours!!!!
Told them I was out of town and that it would have to wait & the smug little shut thought they'd send me the local housing laws about landlord responsibilities for repairs. They're gonna wonder why the rent will be going up by $200/month when their lease comes up for renewal in a few months, but play stupid games win stupid prizes!! ๐๐๐