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[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 52 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

The year is 1995, I am watching Toy Story complete its narrative arc.
The year is 1999, I am watching Toy Story complete its narrative arc.
The year is 2010, I am watching Toy Story complete its narrative arc.
The year is 2019, I am watching Toy Story complete its narrative arc.

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in the year 2029, toystory 14 will be about toys who talk a lot of shit about race, and do sexual violence. donald trump will complain it is too woke, ask where the hitler toy is, and sign an executive order mandating toys have two genders

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

Stoked at my future toys featuring a mandatory cock

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Tbf, I would like to see a doll of that guy get experimented on and ultimately destroyed by Sid. It'd be funny to me the same way I enjoy Great Patriotic War films full of Brits and Americans making large amounts of Nazis explode or otherwise die horribly.