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[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 102 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Explaining societal collapse to an American: Imagine a burger

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 80 points 1 year ago (3 children)

But then imagine not a burger

[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 66 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago

WE NEED TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS frothingfash

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago
[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] YEP@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Whataburger is a great example of what the op is saying. It literally got bought by a private equity firm that is making it worse capitalist-laugh

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

DQ burger are the best though

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wait, "Dairy queen" sells burgers? I thought they were like...a sundae/milkshake shop.

I'm starting to think that every business in America sells burgers and hotdogs regardless of whatever else they normally offer.

[–] GreatWhiteNope@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Hot dogs are actually pretty uncommon in fast food. DQ, Sonic, and Auntie Anne’s are the only ones I can think of that have them.

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

They’re so good too.

Yeah most of them also sell hot food like hamburgers, corn dogs, etc.

Some stores only sell the cold dessert stuff, but a lot of them have a hot food menu too.

The blizzards are also really good. Lmao.

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

There's a cross-lingual bürgerkreig pun somewhere in there.