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Some toddlers have helicopter parents who never let them put anything in their mouth. Will they be stunted in their growth and development and sensory skills?
I think you might be onto something.
I have no idea how dick would feel on my tongue, because I've never had one on my tongue.
You've never had dick on your tongue because you had helicopter parents who made sure you didn't put anything in your mouth that isn't food?
no, I never had dick on my tongue because I grew up in a conservative household.
now that was a disturbing mental jump if I ever saw one
Interesting. Yes.
If you feel this as a loss, I'm sure that if you let this be known widely enough in your friend group, someone will offer to help you out with the missing sensory data.
And if not, there's definitely an app for that. Just put that on your profile.
(your username is kinda epic)
Thank you. Yours is great too. Have a fantastic week.
Seems likely to me
Oh, these kids will make their experiences whatsoever. Even helicopter parents need to do stuff from time to time and kids somehow KNOW if they are not watched, ever for a second. It might take longer to make all the experience one needs, but they will get them one way or another.
Toddler as soon as Mom turns her back:
Licks the couch & sucks on wooden table leg