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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] tomcatt360@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] scoobford@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Nonsense, goatse has been a beloved activity for the whole family for decades. Gather the kids and grandparents together for your first viewing.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 9 points 2 months ago

Enhance your calm Satan.

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I've googled it a few times in my life and honestly have failed to find it. I feel like it's been scrubbed from the internet, but that simply cannot be true. I refuse to have seen all of those fucking shock sites and still be left with a white whale. I need goatse.

[–] Katzimir@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Soooo... you sure? if you wish to find it, just find an archive.org ed copy of goatse.cx butt seriosly. You should reconsider.

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Good fucking lord. I'll say one thing, I didn't realise just what an air of determination that picture gave off. He is really pulling that thing apart, isn't he?

[–] IsoKiero@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I need goatse.

It's in wayback machine under original URL. Just scroll to oldest copy of the site.

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Haha yeah found it, definitely got an eyeful.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So what is it? I'm not gonna look it up 😱

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's not that bad! It's just fleshy. You'll be fine, just maybe not when you're eating... Especially not any kind of red jelly. 😂

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Hah cheated you by checking Wikipedia:

goatse.cx, often referred to simply as "Goatse", was originally an Internet shock site. Its front page featured a picture, entitled hello.jpg, showing a naked man widely stretching his anus with both hands

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's just not for you. For me, who is into the more extreme anal stuff, it's just normal. Please learn that not everything is made for you!

[–] tomcatt360@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

Whether it's for me or not, the people still need to be warned. Thank you for your input