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"We've survived record-breaking high temperatures before, we'll survive them again"
(based on an actual quote from GB News, a Fox News wannabe)
if you can read this, that means u are still alive, so you will survive the next one too, surely
Breaking news : Surviving record-breaking high temperatures once makes you immortal !
Sounds like someone doesn't understand the concept of breaking records.
Sounds like you're just salty my cancer is at an all-time high and yours isn't.
Or maybe they're the kind that looks at records as numbers to be beaten
30p once claimed that coal is a renewable fuel source because it comes from trees.
The carboniferous period would be rolling in its grave if we hadn't dug it up.