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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (4 children)

my favorite incident like this happened in utah. with mineral water.

[–] TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website 3 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Error 404; does not compute. Care to share that bonkers story with us?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

i was buying perrier and the cashier at a walmart in utah must've thought it was liquor. probably had never sold alcohol because, y'know, the register tells you to check id. kept demanding to see my identification. I was amused. told her no. went back and forth a bit (including me telling her I wasn't buying anything that needed my ID) until we got her manager, who told her i was buying water and to stop being an idiot.

[–] TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Jaysus Christ and all his carpenter friends... Would've loved to see the look on her face after the manager got involved. :D

kind of angry at me for embarrassing her at work even though she embarrassed herself but needed someplace other than herself to place the blame?