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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 30 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Any pathogens would be cooked anyway.

[–] Hagdos@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The toxic stuff is what bacteria leave behind, and you can't cook that out.

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu -5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Please try cooking out the toxins from some chicken 2 weeks past it's use by date and let us know how it goes.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Doesn't it just all turn into carbon at some point? Not sure how tasty that would be though.

But for the pan its going to be mostly a thin layer of oils, guy should at least give it a good wipe with a cloth though even if nothing else.

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

by the time the pathogens turn to carbon, you'll basically just be left with a lump of charcoal though

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I feel that was heavily implied already.

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 points 2 hours ago

That's the joke.jpg

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

But more likely to ingest benzopyrene which can be carcinogenic