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H2G2 is not funny.
- Why, I could even start a second fight:
Big Bang Theory is funny.
- EDIT: Wait, I have more:
GNU is bloated beyond belief.
Painted-on eyebrows look sexy.
They said a fight not WW3
BBT has several funny moments.
No one can tell your glue-on eyelashes are fake.
In fact, most guys really do just think your face normally looks like that without a 1/4 lb of foundation!
Just like how every guy totally believes their dudebro friend can afford that new E-Class by making the same pay you do, he just budgets better and is really dedicated to the grindset.
Yep, we're all 100% sure that new ride will just scream 'I am a responsible and succesful potential mate.'
I'm with you until thr eyebrows.