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[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

Time to start turning my coworkers into atheists.

All jokes aside, this ends when we ban orginized religion.

Nobody should be publicly religious. Do it in your own home.

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Keep it between you and god, where it belongs.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works -3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Banning religion has been tried, It doesn't work. Banning the awful things that religion makes people do is a better option.

[–] Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Authoritarianism comes in many forms. Didn't any of you read 1984? I mean, don't waste your time - there's way better materials to learn from, but Thought Police, anyone? Also, no idea why you're getting downvoted. You atheists are dogmatic as fuck. I'm an atheist. Hey, let's ban Islam. That's how you sound.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There are multiple countries who have already banned orginized religion.

It is the next step of human society.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Examples? I'd like to see how it's going.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

North Korea is basically the only one I could find.

And they execute religious followers.... Among other things.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They just replaced traditional religions with worshiping Glorious Leader.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago

True ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So you're full of shit, got it.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If you can't learn to copy/paste into a sewrch engine then you are going to keep failing to know things for a long time.

I don't fucking care enough to spoon feed you, you're an adult act like it.