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[–] MoreAmphibians@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I don't get it. Where does the AI part come into play?

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 47 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] Sulvy@hexbear.net 46 points 2 months ago

our end goal is for every New Yorker to be a potential jumper

i-cant

[–] MoreAmphibians@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

I have no further questions.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Everyone gives 20 dollars, everyone gets 5,000. It’s simple and observable mathematics.

[–] stink@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 months ago

Do slurp juices work on $USD?

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can say this about every AI startup, so I think this idea has legs.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

It would have to; can't jump without legs

[–] CriticalOtaku@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Our patent-pending DePressive algorithm (Working title) will comb through publicly available meta-data, looking for tell-tale signs of suicidal ideation (such as a general left-wing outlook on the world), allowing our talented team at marketing (outsourced) to better identify and target potential clients at mass scale with minimal cost.