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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Sometimes- often, really, I wonder whether modern society has failed entirely and we are all simply waiting for the inevitable catastrophe that will wipe our collective misery from the universe. But then I find something to help me persist. Thank you, preganat emojis

[–] MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org 18 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How do I tell if my emoji is pregananate?

[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

Usually you can tell if someone is proageante when they are

[–] loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And these emoji can't frgth back?!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Only one way to find out

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today -5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I don't know what you want. Lobotomized human-bots that speak only in pre-approved politically correct ways?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

For people to be brave enough to allow others to exist independent of their desires, mostly. That and the Epstein files.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wrong person to tell that to. I'm digging in more and more into basically being anti-social. I don't want to care about other people anymore, and I have a solar charger as a first step in not using electricity produced by others.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That sucks, man. The human brain is fundamentally structured to desire human interaction and empathy, and denying it that is tantamount to a vow of silence. I imagine you’ve experienced a lot of hurt to have come to the conclusion that you have- that excising an intrinsic piece of yourself is worth ending your pain.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I just realized I can't be like a normal person ever, I just got something missing. And trying to help people tends to hurt or offend them. So I just resigned to what's realistic.

[–] forrgott@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 months ago

That sounds relatable. Just wanted to add another voice letting you know you're not alone!

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I’ve been in the same place, and it gets better, if it gets better. Good fucking god, does it suck until you see the starting line, and even after reaching 500 yards, you’ll stumble, eat shit, and then stand up awkwardly as the race continues.

This might seem odd, but If you ever need someone to talk to, feel welcome in shooting me a pm. No one deserves to be entirely alone.

Edit: but be aware, lemmy pms are public, so don’t share anything that you aren’t comfortable with another person peeking in on

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

Thank you for the offer! I am grateful that people like you exist, and will keep you in mind.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Username checks out.