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No wonder people were hoarding it during COVID (slrpnk.net)

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[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don’t get about bidets: How do you know you’re clean

Precisely my question to those who don't use them

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You know you're clean when there's no poo on the paper.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If my arm was constantly covered by two layers of fabric this comic might have a point.

Also, just using a bidet is like washing your car just by hosing it off. Sometimes you need a good scrub.

Also, the appropriate thing to do would be to use soap and water.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't think anyone "just" uses a bidet. I follow up with a couple wipes, it's just more a finishing move than the whole strategy.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Which brings me back to the problem of TP lint on a wet ass

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Never had a problem. Lint on a dry ass was always way worse.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Our experiences are diametrically opposed

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe you're pressing too hard?

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Without water I can press a lot harder.

Once the toilet paper gets wet it shreds like, well, wet toilet paper

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You don't need to press that hard at all. It's more a light scrape than anything. It's never been an issue for me.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I don’t press hard. If my ass is wet the TP shreds.

Maybe I’m using inferior paper products.