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Senator Schumer is in a hot tub given to him by this esteemed colleagues from across the aisle. It's made by GOP Enterprises and it comes with built-in GOPai.
"Senator Schumer - I'm going to tell you a story that will relax you. It will take many hours to tell."
"Many hours? I don't have that much time."
"Relax. Feel the bubbles. It's a racy story you'll love. You have time. You are the droid I was looking for."
"Oh, you know what? I think you're right!"
"There's a frog—"
"Wait! Is this the one with a scorpion? I hate unhappy endings. No unhappy endings!"
"It has a very, very happy ending. It's called The Boiling Frog..."