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Anon gets philosophical (slrpnk.net)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Damage@feddit.it 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Of course I'm taking it off.
Knowledge has value. Are you so willing to give up any future chances just to not ruin this one? You may learn more on this art and its scholars!

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

It was Ted Cruz

[–] flippinfreebird@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ain't no way booger lip isn't making noises that'll give it away.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 3 points 2 weeks ago

I snap a photo and now I have blackmail material

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

With Donald Trump hitting the balls from behind.

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

If I could choke him to death after, that would be a consolation prize I'd be fully and gladly willing to accept.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I don't know what this means but it makes me giggle.

[–] BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!