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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It's funny, I'm all those things but don't feel oppressed. Could it be that other people being treated better as a whole doesn't upset me?

No it's the kids that are wrong!

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The problem is you're just not angry enough and therefore don't need to blame anything and everything on others. THIS IS ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT, now go and stump your toe on something and start blaming others for it, dammit!!!!

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago

Fuck me for being chill & and enjoying peace and harmony! Can you teach me your ways of giving a shit about stuff that is inconsequential to me?

/s to avoid any confusion.

I don't feel oppressed, just pressed. I think it's the cats on my lap.