this post was submitted on 19 Jun 2025
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Greentext

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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 161 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh gods Thank you for this I haven't laughed this hard in a while!

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 81 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You should look up reviews for the Haribo sugar-free gummy bears.

[–] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And watch the video of that one dude with the perpetually backwards cap eating a full bag of them 😆

[–] faultyproboscus@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

I can't believe that guy is still active. Or alive.

[–] farboo99@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

Thank you. This is glorious!

[–] 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hahaha omg that's hilarious. I hope he lived

[–] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

He has a bunch more where he eats a cactus and a bunch of other weird crap.

The old stuff (decade+ old) is the good stuff

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

I watched this with my wife and we both cried laughing

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

jelli belli rat gummi

[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Oh I know them! Almost bought one to leave at my last day of work in the office 😂

[–] Alteon@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago

I just missed my flight. I was stressed and upset. This greentext.....holy shit. I'm in tears laughing. Thanks!