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[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 54 points 1 month ago (4 children)

It's always gotta be "Marx didn't consider [thing discussed in the literal first chapter of Capital]" too. Like literally every single time without exception.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

That or "marx is responsible for the death of millions" lmao yeah alright buddy marx personally engineered the holodromer whatever you say

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"I bet Marx couldn't have foreseen..." Then they list some new thing. Sometimes if you're really lucky they just talk about consumer products.

Actually nothing about airplanes, TV, the internet, smart phones, or the Hot Pocket patented microwaveable crisping sleeve have invalidated his summary of capitalism.

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

"Marx could not explain why kids love ["breakfast cereal" that is literally just cookies, you're feeding them literal fucking cookies for a meal]!"

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hot Pocket patented microwaveable crisping sleeve

Did you know they stopped including that? Probably allowed them to shave a couple pennies off their costs. They tell you to microwave it if you don't care that it'll be squishy or air fry it if you want it crispy. There's probably a critique of capital rolled in there.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

all-my-apes-gone

For sale:

hot pockets

Never crisped

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

MARXISTS HATE THIS ONE TRICK!!

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I remember seeing a debate online during and post-COVID about automating service jobs with robots and AI and seeing people online doing the whole "Marx didn't predict this!!" routine. I'm like, Marx predicted it as close to someone in the 1800s possibly could have.

“Once adopted into the production process of capital, the means of labour passes through different metamorphoses, whose culmination is the… automatic system of machinery… set in motion by an automaton, a moving power that moves itself; this automaton consisting of numerous mechanical and intellectual organs, so that the workers themselves are cast merely as its conscious linkages.”

And to that end:

Labour no longer appears so much to be included within the production process; rather, the human being comes to relate more as watchman and regulator to the production process itself… As soon as labour in the direct form has ceased to be the great well-spring of wealth, labour time ceases and must cease to be its measure.

This is literally what some Trump admin goon was saying on TV a few weeks ago. "Well the factories will have robots in them but we'll need people to maintain the robots!"

Marx caps that off with:

Capitalism thus works towards its own dissolution as the form dominating production.

[–] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Not only that, but they are really telling on themselves and their lack of understanding of industrial history (not that we are actually taught any of that at any point).

Automation has been a thing since literally the 1780's when Oliver Evans created the first completely automated flour mill. The principles of automation on smaller levels of have been understood for even longer that.

Marx didn't even need to predict it, it was already something that existed and therefore needed to be accounted for as a possibly technological progression for his theory. If anything, part of his theory was explaining why it wasn't more prevalent!

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Exactly. That's why I'm constantly yelling at people newsflash-asshole that Marx isn't doing some kind of esoteric theological analysis. Don't mystify it! He's logically looking at the dominant mode of production, identifying the internal contradictions, and critiquing it.

[–] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

He does do some level of discussion of that around the transformation of value to price. But what he is basically talking about is how the capitalist mystifies the process of that transformation, and thereby makes it appear natural, and in doing so, cuts himself a profit. In the same way, he also discusses the idea of fetishization of commodities and the commoditization of people.

In doing so though, he is not discussing esoteric processes. These are everyday processes that occur all the time.