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DEA Officials Confirm Elon Musk’s Ketamine Habit the Single Most Effective Way to Make Drugs Look Uncool (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

Who's doing K and thinking they're cool?

[–] Shave_MyBeever@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

Ummm, Musk

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

My experience with ketamine was in a hospital setting and I would not describe it as even fun?

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

90's high school kids?