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[–] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 29 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

I've had someone tell me with a straight face that I'm "basically taking meth".

This is the same kind of person that says "American cheese slices are one molecule away from being plastic!"

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I like to pour them a glass of peroxide and tell them to drink it. It's basically water. Literally just a molecule away from being water bro. Drink it bro, cmon! It's just a molecule!

[–] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 16 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

It's actually just one atom away!

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Lmao I knew that and yet my brain decided "it's a whole-ass molecule today!"

[–] CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Since you didn't specify hydrogen peroxide, technically FOOF is a peroxide. And FOOF is a molecule away from being water.

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago
[–] Lumiluz@slrpnk.net 13 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I mean, you technically sort of are taking meth in a way, but that's because you need it since you react differently to it.

I mean, there's nothing wrong with someone with severe physical trauma being given fentanyl for example.

[–] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

you technically sort of are taking meth in a way

You are 100% NOT taking meth when you take ADHD stims. The only thing linking the two is the core ingredient which is a methyl-5 molecule, which your body makes on its own.

The drug meth is a synthetic methyl-5 compound with a ton of other nasty crap in it that doesn't exist in ADHD medication.

Like I said, whoever says that is in the same group as the American cheese is almost plastic crowd.

[–] Lumiluz@slrpnk.net 1 points 5 minutes ago

Dex_amphetamine_

Meth_amphetamine_

No, the thing linking the 2 is the amphetamine part. Which is the actual stimulant.

The drug meth is actually just methamphetamine - there's no "nasty crap" in it unless the person synthesizing it doesn't refine and purify it well, which is true of basically all chemistry.

A more apt comparison is a strong beer and wine - both technically different things, but both get you drink because of the alcohol ingredient in them. They're both alcoholic drinks.

Same with amphetamines - both are stimulants that have essentially the same effect. That's specifically why they both work in treating ADHD. The only significant difference is one is legal (with a prescription) and the other isn't, which of course means good luck getting it really pure and at the correct dosage. The only other difference is how fast acting / long lasting they are because of that tail molecule, but the part that has an actual effect on people is the amphetamine part.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 7 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

dexamphetamine literally lacks the methyl group which gives "meth" it's name.

[–] Lumiluz@slrpnk.net 1 points 19 minutes ago* (last edited 18 minutes ago)

Yeah but it has the "amphetamine" part that gives meth it's kick. And that's what most people think of when it comes to the drug - the effect it has on a standard person, not the chemical name (otherwise they'd be calling methylprednisolone "meth" too. And let's face it, the majority of the population doesn't know why it's nicknamed meth either).

On a legal scale, "amphetamines" are what's regulated, not methyl groups.

[–] PurplebeanZ@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

My meds are Methylphenidate so tbh I assumed they were a bit 'methy'

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Meth is the #1 most abused drug by clinical scientists. That is to say, just like functional alcoholism is a thing, there's functional meth heads among some of the most well-respected and reputable scientists in the world. Anyway that would be my response if I was told I was basically taking meth.

[–] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

That's not really a good way to spin it. Having ADHD is nothing like functional alcoholism. An alcoholic is destructively addicted to alcohol, and a functional one is really good at hiding it.

ADHD is a condition outside of any external influence, and medication helps normalize individuals dealing with it.

Your approach is the logical equivalent of a burglar saying "I rob people's homes because they have guns to defend themselves".

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

What? No? I don't think the scientists abusing meth all have ADHD or they'd have meds prescribed by their doctor. What I was saying was just a tongue in cheek response to someone telling you that you're basically taking meth.

I am really not following your analogy.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago
[–] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 0 points 6 hours ago

I don't think the scientists abusing meth all have ADHD or they'd have meds prescribed by their doctor.

Then that's an even worse analogy than I thought you were saying. I get what you're trying to say, but it comes across as "well that other guy did something wrong, so I can do it too".

And I know that's not what you're trying to say, but that's how it reads.

[–] stalfoss@lemm.ee 0 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

They do actually prescribe actual meth for adhd but it’s a different drug known as Desoxyn

[–] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Desoxyn is a brand name of methamphetamine hydrochloride. Literally the quintessential ADHD med.

It's completely different than the street drug "meth". The only similarity is the methyl-5 ingredient, which is a molecule that our body naturally synthesizes continuously.

[–] T156@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

It's completely different than the street drug "meth". The only similarity is the methyl-5 ingredient, which is a molecule that our body naturally synthesizes continuously.

Slightly surprised it hasn't spawned a factoid that claims the body makes meth/is full of it.