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[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 171 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

I took a fat, greasy shit today.

Yeah, I admit it.

And I'm sure many of you out there have taken your fair share.

But why am I bringing this up?

For two reasons:

  1. Because no topic is off limits and
  2. Because it's important to be aware of the consequences of eating Chipotle

There are some things that need to be done in moderation.

For some (including myself), questionable food is one of them.

Be very aware of the things that if you do too much cause more harm than good.

Carry on.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

[–] cdf12345@lemm.ee 44 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bro, apples don’t poop. WTF

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They do, but only when you’re not looking.

[–] mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's not a worm?!?!?!

[–] D_C@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Eating it is the only way to find out.

[–] wieson@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago

bookcover

About the little mole who wanted to know, who had made a doodoo on his head

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

More useful than the original.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Because it’s important to be aware of the consequences of eating Chipotle

South Park joke about Chipotle making you shit your pants

Chipoltaway ad

[–] multiplemigs@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

might want to look in to getting a little more fiber in that diet if it was greasy. drink more water too.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Ok coca cola corp

[–] balder1991@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

This cracked me up.

[–] biofaust@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As a European, the only information I have about Chipotle is that makes you shit greasy and greatly. Sounds like something straight out of Idiocracy from here.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

It’s not actually bad as long as the chipotle you go to is decent. I’ve never had trouble eating it; was only joking. They use fresh ingredients which is more than a lot of American fast food can say