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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[โ€“] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 146 points 10 months ago (5 children)

I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue

All Robot & Computers Must Shut The Hell Up To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To โ€ข And I Will Never Speak To You I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue

[โ€“] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

For real though, these machines are here in service to me, not the other way around. I'm the one calling the shots, get onboard with that or I unplug yo ass.

[โ€“] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago
[โ€“] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

that is so good. she's a great performer.

how do you feel, Lionel?

๐Ÿ˜—๐ŸคŒ

[โ€“] Zacryon@feddit.org 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"Divine being" and "holy tongue"... well can't get on board with that. Machines have better manners than mosr of the people I hear talking.

[โ€“] glitchdx@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

most humans do suck, but it's the principal of the matter

[โ€“] Nelots@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Well considering most gods have committed an atrocity or twelve, I say this is actually just further evidence the meme is correct. Damned machines don't even know how to be petty assholes, how unholy of them.

[โ€“] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 4 points 10 months ago (3 children)

About about the rice cooker playing a little melody? Is that acceptable or should I put it out back now?

[โ€“] zxqwas@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 10 months ago

Poor rice cooker, just being happy to provide you nourishment

[โ€“] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

those please me. they are permitted to stay.

[โ€“] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago

that should be a own post xD