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A community to satirize conservtive and right-wing "ideals".

This community (now) exists as a pressure valve, a place to process through humor the often frustrating world of conservative politics. Above all, this is NOT the place for serious conservative support/viewpoints/arguments. There are other places on Lemmy for that if you desire it.

Rules:

  1. Always follow .world instance rules

  2. Parody With Purpose: This is a space for humorous takes on conservative politics. We welcome satire, but draw the line at content that promotes racism, sexism, homophobia, or other forms of bigotry.

  3. Memes Over Manifestos: This community focuses on humor and parody, not serious political debate. There are plenty of spaces for earnest conservative discussion, this isn’t one of them.

  4. Highlight Contradictions: Sometimes the best content points out inconsistencies and hypocrisies in conservative talking points. Creative commentary is encouraged.

  5. Public Figures Fair Game: Politicians and pundits can be satirized, but no targeting of private individuals, doxxing, or harassment.

Children of public figures under the age of 14 are also off-limits, a 16 year old has enough free agency to break with or adopt their parents views. An 8 year old kid doesn't.

  1. No News Zone: Memes only, news or other serious content should be sent to the nearest relevant comm. Meme's of current events, however, are encouraged.

  2. Clear Satire: Make your satirical intent reasonably clear. We’re here to mock bad ideas, not accidentally spread them. If you're unsure how it will be taken, feel free to DM the mod team ahead of time or explicitly tag it as satire in the body.

A note on ChadMcTruth: Chad's content is 100% satire, but his work can sometimes be hard to tell, but if he posted it be assured, its satire.

  1. Relevant Content: All posts should relate to conservative politics or ideologies in some way somewhere in your post. Either in the title or the meme itself.

For more general political memes please see !politicalmemes@lemmy.world

  1. Community Respect: Disagree with fellow members all you want, but personal attacks aren’t welcome. Save the criticism for the ideas, not each other.

  2. Moderation Discretion: Mods will use reasonable judgment in applying these rules. We’ll be fair, but firm. These kinds of comms have a tendency to get off the rails, so we might seem overzealous in moderation sometimes.

  3. For the moment, i'm allowing properly tagged NSFW content as long as its funny and relevant. Don't make me regret it.

And above all, HAVE FUN!

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[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So what do they imagine they're going to do after they shoot everyone and they've already eaten through their 1 year of Infowars freeze-dried ApocalypseChow? Are they going to pick up a shovel, plant a garden, and tend to it before dying an early death from preventable disease?

Couldn't they just skip the mass starvation and early death and just go right to the garden step and be happier?

[–] dota__2@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

no. because cruelty is the point.

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They never imagine that the people they want to steal from will fight back.

They never imagine that their carcasses can be fed to the commune's hog pits.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just make sure you pull the teeth and shave their heads first. Don't wanna give the piggies a tummy ache.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

I don't expect them to have teeth remaining by that point. Baseball bat takes care of that before we even get to the field dressing.