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A Cybertruck Owner Says He’s Thrilled that Tesla Sold Him a Defective Truck. He adds, “I Can Now Return the Truck to Tesla at Full Price & Buy a Brand-New Cybertruck for $30,000 Less" (www.torquenews.com)

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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 35 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Why anyone would want a Swastikar for any amount of money is beyond my understanding.

[–] TheRealKuni@midwest.social 22 points 2 days ago

That’s the make, not the model. I know people who have been plenty happy with their Swasticar Model 3.

Why you would want a Swasticar Deplorean though is completely beyond me.

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

It evolved to swatikkkar recently.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

So you can go park and abandon it in front of the gas pumps in some tiny trump town in the middle of Indiana or something?