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[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hiring me has many benefits!

  • does work
  • shows up
  • takes average amount of toilet brakes
  • rarely breaks things
  • fucks up only on accident

THIS IS HOW YOUR FREE COFFEE AND WATER "BENEFITS" FUCKING SOUND!!

[–] CyberMonkey404@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I work in an office, that's the bare minimum here.

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I get chocolate milk and lemonade too!