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[–] Infynis@midwest.social 112 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Apparently the thought of him being a Muslim is too much for them

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (7 children)
[–] casmael@lemm.ee 54 points 1 month ago

I assume he’s about as much a Muslim as trump is a Christian (ie only when it’s convenient, and he probably doesn’t know what all those words mean in that order, anyway)

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 27 points 1 month ago

He's probably about as Muslim as a brick with the word "Muslim" painted on it.

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

He said he reverted in prison a few years ago but lately started dropping the act. Now that he is out of prison he will likely drop it.

[–] Eyck_of_denesle@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

He reverted ig

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 weeks ago

He literally got into Islam for the misogyny.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 5 points 4 weeks ago

He became Muslim because of the misogyny and incels of the religion, he's in for the grift, much like Russel brand became "born again"

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I definitely get that vibe from that headline. It's not that the US reached out and said "touch not one hair on my precious scumbags", it's that they did it for someone who scumbags who also claim to be Muslim and fail the melanin deficiency test.