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[–] finkrat@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And this is why I am not getting cybernetics, my mental health has shit the bed enough already

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (6 children)

But think of the orgasm button. I know that can't end well, but what a way to go.

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Damn, they found a way to monetize the clitoris?

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

They'll find a way to charge for the orgasm button. At minimum it will be a monthly subscription.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 6 points 15 hours ago

Some people would treat that thing like cookie clicker.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 32 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I thought the orgasm button was in my butt?

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Yes, but what about second orgasm button?

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago

Maybe it moved? Best to check, just in case

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Not sure, mine's in my weiner I think?

[–] finkrat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lmao I'm asexual and hate my libido, totally get where you're going with this but you're accidentally not helping (and it's not your fault, you tried, sorry mate)

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, shit, that part of the sales pitch usually snags 'em.

What about a button to turn OFF...no, that's not much help either...

Fine, you can have your damned exemption.

[–] finkrat@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Appreciate it :>

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I'd be shooting dust within an hour.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ghost in the Shell has convinced me that even if they become available in my lifetime, it's probably best to stay away.

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)